Second Amendment, anyone?

[outlier_lynn]

In my current mood, humanity should be thrilled that the powers that be have not given me the launch codes.

Nor that an advanced alien culture hasn't added an "end originating user" key to my computer.

I'm afraid that neither side of the force is not with me. And if it were, I would definitely be going for the dark side. I want my own personal Death Star.

Every slimy scam artist, crooked politician, corrupt stock broker, embezzling corporate big wig, (meatspace or cyberspace)pickpocket, and all other low-lifes trying to figure out how to line their pockets on other peoples' gold would suddenly find themselves cut off from everyone else. Let them scam and steal from each other.

Then I would start in on all the god-fearing assholes committing horrendous acts in the name of their god(s).

Yep. The survival of the human race would definitely be in question if I were suddenly god.

Harrumph.

Comments

[lizetta.livejournal.com]

I completely agree with you here. I sometimes wonder if a huge population correction would help or hurt things. I haven't figured out how to engineer a virus that would only take out people I don't like though :-)

[crazed-lynn.livejournal.com]

That does seem to be the stopper in the bottle. If we could only isolate the jackass and asshole genes....