I'll do it, too.

[outlier_lynn]

Now, you really have to pretend we were dating. It's a stretch, but go for it anyway. :)

The Break-Up Meme:
Pretend we're dating.
Please write a fake break-up letter to me.
Include whatever fake excuses you want in it.

Comments

[grate-scott.livejournal.com]

Lynn,
We've had our good times and we've had our bad times.
But that cooing you do when you're behind me as we spoon is quite disturbing as,

I'm Straight

Nuf' said.

Scott

[cryingwulf.livejournal.com]

dear lynn,
im sorry,
im leaving you for krazedhaed,
i just need a real woman

[fairgoldberry.livejournal.com]

Dear Lynn,

I'll always remember all the wonderful times we've had together. But I can no longer deny the inner voice that tells me to become an ascetic monk and seek the lost desert cities of Louisiana, so I'm afraid I must bid you an appropriately overdramatic adieu and wander pensively and photogenically off into the swamps.

Love,
Rowan

P.S. Plus, you like soooooo totally took me off your friends list and stuff and I'm all like, wow, so I'm utterly not talking to you any more. *grin*