The toy store is closing?

The toy store is closing. I wonder if the employees can make a go of it as an Employee Owned store?

I love Punch an' Pie as much as I did Queen of Wands. I still miss Kestrel. Sigh.

Second Amendment, anyone?

In my current mood, humanity should be thrilled that the powers that be have not given me the launch codes.

Nor that an advanced alien culture hasn't added an "end originating user" key to my computer.

I'm afraid that neither side of the force is not with me. And if it were, I would definitely be going for the dark side. I want my own personal Death Star.

Every slimy scam artist, crooked politician, corrupt stock broker, embezzling corporate big wig, (meatspace or cyberspace)pickpocket, and all other low-lifes trying to figure out how to line their pockets on other peoples' gold would suddenly find themselves cut off from everyone else. Let them scam and steal from each other.

Then I would start in on all the god-fearing assholes committing horrendous acts in the name of their god(s).

Yep. The survival of the human race would definitely be in question if I were suddenly god.

Harrumph.