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For years I have been trying to describe to people what my ideal sex life would look like. It isn't all that separate from the rest of my life, for that matter.
I have looked for something that would strike a common note or at least be within the sphere of knowledge from popular culture. I failed miserably. This morning, I figured out what I was doing wrong. :)
I have had the perfect description in my head and only used it as a source for trying to find a more accessible description. Duh.
I'm a bonobo wannabe. Here's what a typical day would look like.
Wake up when it seems right.
Find a bit of food.
Play alone for a little while.
Play with friends for a little while.
Groom each other.
Find a bit more food.
Cuddle and neck with one, two three members of the family.
Have a little argument with someone in the family.
Make up with a few minutes of oral sex.
Nap in a heap with fmaily.
Find a bit of food.
Play.
Examine everyone's genitalia.
Groom each other.
Have a bit more oral sex.
Spend a few minutes masterbating self or someone else.
Chase each other around the house.
Type in live journa and read mail -- okay, I'm a precosious bonobo!
Find a bit of food.
Look for someone to have an extended bit of sexual activity.
Nap and cuddle.
Play alone for awhile.
Go to sleep for the night.
For variation -- and a bit more precosious behavior -- the family would visit other families to play.
That would be a great life. Sigh.
I have looked for something that would strike a common note or at least be within the sphere of knowledge from popular culture. I failed miserably. This morning, I figured out what I was doing wrong. :)
I have had the perfect description in my head and only used it as a source for trying to find a more accessible description. Duh.
I'm a bonobo wannabe. Here's what a typical day would look like.
Wake up when it seems right.
Find a bit of food.
Play alone for a little while.
Play with friends for a little while.
Groom each other.
Find a bit more food.
Cuddle and neck with one, two three members of the family.
Have a little argument with someone in the family.
Make up with a few minutes of oral sex.
Nap in a heap with fmaily.
Find a bit of food.
Play.
Examine everyone's genitalia.
Groom each other.
Have a bit more oral sex.
Spend a few minutes masterbating self or someone else.
Chase each other around the house.
Type in live journa and read mail -- okay, I'm a precosious bonobo!
Find a bit of food.
Look for someone to have an extended bit of sexual activity.
Nap and cuddle.
Play alone for awhile.
Go to sleep for the night.
For variation -- and a bit more precosious behavior -- the family would visit other families to play.
That would be a great life. Sigh.
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Wake up when it seems right.
Cuddle with other critters who are in bed and awake.
Get up and greet other up and awake critters briefly.
Get coffee.
Play alone for a while.
Eat some food, alone or with other critters.
Groom, play with, cuddle, neck, lick one or more other critters for a while.
Have a nice long nap, with or without other critters.
Wake up when it seems right.
Play and work alone for a while.
Eat some food with other critters.
Do something mindlessly entertaining and silly with other critters.
Groom, play with, cuddle, neck, lick one or more other critters for a while.
Go to sleep wrapped in my own blanket.