Big brother doesn't scare me

Well, big brother scares me a little. He scares me in his pandering to wealth and his evil side would like cameras in my bedroom to make sure I'm not sinnin'. And big brother can trash an economy in seconds. However, in all his worst, big brother believes in his misguided heart that he is doing everything for the good of the country.

I'm much more afraid of the Creepy Uncle Pedophile that is big business. The creepy uncle is not all interested in the welfare of his nieces and nephews. He is only interested in getting off at any cost. In this case "getting off" is "making money" and it doesn't matter one damn bit what the consequences are. In the world of profit/loss risk analysis, any disaster that does not cost more than the profits gained is acceptable. Tobacco, coal, oil, wall street, fast food, weapons, food in general. All these industries have all sorts of rationals for the "good" they do and don't concern themselves with the fallout because someone else will be responsible for that.

No, I'm not too worried about my big brother even though he is increasingly abusive and colluding with my creepy uncle. Mom, the loyal opposition, will keep him from getting too out of hand too quickly. Creepy uncle, though, is a serious threat to the health and welfare of the family. And all to satisfy his rapacious appetites.