Ears

Both ears are really fucked today. Stacey turned up her iPod doc to listen to 10,000 maniacs and, to me, it just sounded like so much ear-splitting buzz. The music wasn't all that loud, but it meant that I could not understand one single word she was saying to me to matter how loud she talked. She gave up.

I left the area as soon as I completed making my latte but it was too late. My ears are ringing and buzzing like crazy.

I would like an artificial Eustachian tube for each ear, please. A Flexi-Straw would do nicely.