Oh my.

At my house last night, while I slept, there was a Laker Girl putting on a costume show with all her Laker Girl outfits. The only other person in the house with a penis was also asleep. Why I wasn't awakened is a question I plan to ask my True Love. :)

The rest of the women in the house seem to think that this particular Laker Girl has the Most Perfect Body on the planet.

The side story is that this Laker Girl knew when she was a freshman in high school that she wanted to be a Laker Girl.

She won. One of twenty Laker Girls.